halp plz?

Dec. 8th, 2009 10:57 pm
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Haven't posted in a while, huh? I have some RL updates to mention at some point or another, but I want to get this out of the way first.

I'm gunning to join [livejournal.com profile] rpgthatneverwas with Gabranth, but for some reason this personality section on his application is giving me a lot of trouble. I think I've finally managed to cobble something together, but I'm not sure if it's acceptable or not. Would anyone out there mind giving it a look?




He is self-righteous, pompous, arrogant, and a completely unpleasant person. He fails to accept any responsibility for his actions if he can place the blame on the doorstep of his older brother, Basch. He would literally throw himself in the path of a flaming bus if he could drag his brother with him. While he is a fair Judge in matters that do NOT relate to him, he is otherwise a DICK.

The only person he ever almost admits feelings for is his charge, boy emperor Larsa Solidor (go figure). Unfortunately, he might have lived a happy life with a thick Southern accent in Landis. So, there is the possibilty he could have been an awesome guy and might have loved his big brother a lot, but he doesn't because he is a dick wearing armor.

Since he did have a Southern accent, he had to adopt a faux Brit accent, all the better to tell Basch how much he hates him. To prove his hatred for his older sibling, he climbed 100 floors to the top of the Pharos so he could challenge him, albeit a bit out of breath. He, of course, gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter, and it does not extinguish his anger. Of course not. HIS ANGER GROOOOOOWS. He is heavily wounded by Basch (poetic justice) in the Sky Fortress Bahamut, then FINALLY killed by Larsa’s older and insane brother Vayne. Before he could tell his brother “I STILL HATE YOU”, he dies. Sadly, Basch is still by his brother’s side, thinking he might not be a dick. But he is. Everyone knows he is a horrid man. Everyone. I bet his parents even knew that. How could they not? Look at him. Past his pretty looks, he really is mean. He is a super dick, super dick, he’s SUPER DICKY.



Okay, okay. For those playing along at home, no, this is not at all what I actually intend to submit. The ~300 words above is the result of me asking my dear BFFL Rusti for some assistance regarding the real application. Also the southern accent thing is 100% crack headcanon, I SWEAR.

Speaking of the real application... yeah. 215 words to go, but I know I can do it so long as I put my mind to it. Er, whenever I put my mind to it. Yeah.

Date: 2009-12-10 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stateaffairs.livejournal.com
I... LOL'd to be honest, and I love it. LOL. Ahh.

Date: 2009-12-10 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenacious-stray.livejournal.com
This friend of mine seriously has a hate-on for Gabranth or something. She even tried to target him with Scourge in the fight against Vayne Novus, s-sob.

Date: 2009-12-11 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stateaffairs.livejournal.com
;______________; P-poor Gabranth.