"1 - He smells and tastes absolutely amazing. 2 - I'm not sure if he realizes how afraid I am to accidentally hurt him. 3 - His phobia of all things scaly can be a bit over the top. 4 - Surprisingly easy to fluster. That may be well-known or it might just be me, but either way. 5 - Surprisingly doesn't really make jokes about his 'talented tongue'."
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NO WHY WOULD YOU CUT HIM OFF- *shot*
"1 - He smells and tastes absolutely amazing.
2 - I'm not sure if he realizes how afraid I am to accidentally hurt him.
3 - His phobia of all things scaly can be a bit over the top.
4 - Surprisingly easy to fluster. That may be well-known or it might just be me, but either way.
5 - Surprisingly doesn't really make jokes about his 'talented tongue'."